#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
(via superwhovengerbuscuslock)
Keep Adventuring
*lumos* *I solemnly swear that I am up to no good* Hello, my name is Katie, and I would like to share with you my most amazing blog, it's basically my castle on a cloud, you gotta watch what happens, it defies gravity, so be my guest and express yourself. Take my hand and run, because you're not with any old highly functioning psychopath, you're with a nerdfighter, we save people, we hunt things, it's a family business. Now I gotta get back to hogwarts, don't forget to be totally awesome. *Mischief managed* *Nox*
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(via myotpwillbethedeathofme)
#this is an accurate representation of me trying to introduce friends to a new fandom
#watching my favorite movie with my parents
(Source: blogsareforcats, via chasingfireflies32)
So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.
(via fourteenth-chair-cello)
is swag an emotion
no patrick swag is not an emotion
yolo is not an emotion either
(Source: wartortles, via sam-winchester-cries-during-sex)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
moisturize me
If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.
I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.
I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable
(via shh-im-in-my-mindpalace)
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining men
(via dani-isnotonfire)
this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this
(Source: sneeply, via toastystrudels)
